Krablr is developing a generative AI language to boost crab yields

Krablr, the real-time crab pricing engine for recreational anglers, has announced another pivot to its business model. After a successful transition from crab pricing to crab futures trading, the company is now turning to a new breakthrough technology: generative AI.

Krablr’s latest pivot focuses on developing a new language in which the company can communicate with crabs in order to convince them to breed more and increase yields. The company plans to use generative AI to develop a new language that will be optimized for communication with shellfish.

According to Krablr’s CEO, the company’s latest pivot is a response to the growing demand for sustainable and environmentally friendly fishing practices. “We believe that by communicating with crabs in their own language, we can work with them to increase their populations and ensure the long-term sustainability of our industry,” he said.

Krablr’s new generative AI language is still in development, but early testing has been promising. The company has already seen an increase in crab populations in areas where it has implemented its prototype language.

Although the concept of communicating with crabs may seem far-fetched, the Krablr team is confident that they can make it a reality. “We believe that by harnessing the power of generative AI, we can unlock a whole new level of communication and collaboration with the natural world,” the CEO said.

Krablr plans to roll out its new generative AI language to customers in the coming months. Whether this will revolutionize the crabbing industry or be an elaborate April Fool’s joke remains to be seen.

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